**Raccoon stumbles out of the trash**
Juliette: Don’t arrest him, he’s just hungry.
Nick: Yeah, well, he’s a rodent, and he should be eating what rodents eat.
Juliette: He isn’t a rodent. We’re all mammals here.
Nick: Well, I’m not eating what he’s eating.
Juliette: Sure you are, you just got to it first.

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