how do you think the press reacted after the whole ‘nick turning into renard and abdicating the mayorship’ thing? the one girl in the press DID recognize that he was wearing a different tie. i bet some mfs started throwing around conspiracy theories.

Oh god the Portland truther community must be an absolutely wild place. Can you IMAGINE?! Half the shit they believe is true and the other half is bonkers even for Portland. They think Rosalee is some kind of mafia donne. They’re pretty sure Captain Renard is an evil shapeshifting alien. Etc.