Neurotoxins like from a spider bite? D’you ever wonder if they got a Spinnetod to donate some venom to that cause?

Okay I seriously got an incest vibe from these two burglars. The way the guy said “our parents” just didn’t imply the sense of separate sets of parents that you hope for when two people start stripping each other’s clothes off.

And that FUCKING ENDING. I know every time I rewatch it I scream about that ending but THERE’S A REASON FOR THAT.

“I already cried wolf once.”

Oh Nick. Oh Writers. Tsk.

Such a creepy little cottage.

They moved so far away from it in the later seasons that the literal sparks between these two always knocks me on my ass like wow. They were really Like That, huh.

Monroe Thoughts

“I don’t kill anymore, I haven’t in years.” Ahem.

How does Monroe know about the books?

Not that big? Dude you’re like SIX AND A HALF FEET TALL.

“You seem kinda new.” Oh he’s so new. You have no idea. Certified fresh.

Monroe marking his territory right there on screen will forever be the weirdest thing this show has done.

Ah, that first sweep over that little blue house with the yellow Volkswagon in the driveway. Little did we know. LITTLE. DID. WE. KNOW.

It just strikes me every time when Hank makes that crack about kids not doing what their parents say all the time, I would bet you almost anything that Nick Burkhardt didn’t even CONSIDER directly disobeying Marie.