Nick: Now how can I stay mad at you when you say things like that?
Monroe: I was hoping that you couldn’t. Although if you WERE mad at me…
Nick: Yes?
Monroe: We would be required to have hot make-up sex.
Nick: Well, in that case, consider me absolutely furious.

Monroe: I swear, I don’t know how you’ve made it this long without having me there to make sure you don’t get yourself killed.
Nick: Well, then, I guess that means you’d better stick around.
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.