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Yes Nick…do keep wondering what Monroe’s lips taste like.

Ah yes, the classic “Monroe is a refined wine connoisseur and Nick is a beer-guzzling philistine” trope.

But one of the first things Monroe ever did was offer Nick a beer. A snooty beer sure, but it was a beer nonetheless. Then again I guess it’s a half-shade too strange to tackle a guy through your window and then offer him wine.

“Gosh, I would have thought an old-fashioned limb-ripping would have been the perfect floor show for a blutbad,” Nick said teasingly.

“Reformed blutbad,” Monroe said with a sniff. “And as my fake boyfriend, I expect you to remember that.”

“Oh, I’m sorry, honey,” Nick said, schooling his face into an expression of utter contrition. “How can I make it up to you?”

“Well,” Monroe said, leaning forward conspiratorially so his face was only a few inches from Nick’s, “you could start…by letting me have the last slice of lemon meringue.”

“You reformed blutbaden drive a hard bargain,” Nick said with an impish grin, pushing the pie tin toward Monroe, “but all right. I accept your terms.”

PLEASE STOP WRITING THESE TWO SO ADORABLY VAMPIREPAM MY LITTLE FANGIRL HEART CAN’T TAKE IT.

AS;DLJFKD seriously you tWO

okay guys I’m just going to quote it because it’s too fucking cute

If these two don’t stop pretending to pretend to flirt with one another my head is going to explode.

AND THEY’RE KISSING. KISSING HAS HAPPENED. WE HAVE KISSING.

But what will happen when night falls? ;D

PROTECTIVE NICK. NICK PROTECTIVE OF MONROE. ADORABLE.

What can I say, Nick, jam making just gets my motor running.

Monroe, you little shit.

Oh yes, Monroe…you just HAVE to stand behind Nick and put your arms around him to show him how to peel a peach. That is TOTALLY necessary and could not be accomplished in a less intimate manner AT ALL. NOPE.

AND THE LINES BETWEEN “FAKE MARRIED” AND “ACTUALLY IN LOVE” BEGIN TO BLUR, MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA.