Nick and Monroe, married busybodies spying on the neighbors.

Monroe is so done with Nick’s asinine questions.

Nick is so done with Monroe’s snark.

Oh that was great. That’s exactly the Monroe and Nick chemistry I’ve been missing since season two. Alas, that’s the end of the chapter. More next week!

“Ready as I’ll ever be,” Nick replied, grabbing his overnight bag in his free hand, “…cupcake.” Upon seeing the look Monroe was giving him, Nick implored, “Can we forget I said that, please?”

“Anything you want,” Monroe consented easily, “…love bug.”

Nick groaned, wishing he had a free hand to smack himself in the forehead with, causing Monroe to go on, “Not a fan? How about…peaches? Dollface? Cuddle monkey?”

“If we weren’t in public, I would be very tempted to kill you right now.”

Hotel California, Ch. 1: La Vie En Rose

I swear to god, you two are the biggest dorks to ever dork. Please call each other gross pet names forever.

Calm down guys, you’re about to accidentally make out and it’s only the first chapter.

Oh my god, their fake relationship backstory is a coffee shop AU.

Hotel California, Ch. 1: La Vie En Rose

I did warn you that if nobody rec’d me anything I’d probably end up spiraling downward into Monhardt. And then someone rec’d me this anyway! This one is seven chapters long, so we’ll start with one chapter per week and see how that goes. Ready?

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fuckyeahnickburkhardt:

If you two get divorced I will throw this laptop across the room.

I don’t ship them but I had to read that fic cuz of your commentary and it was so cute!!

Nothing will get you like a fake married fic! 😀

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Finished it. I was going to be so angry if they didn’t stay married. Thank heavens they finally talked

Yes! The happy ending makes it all better. Although now I wish there was more of it to read. -_-

If you two get divorced I will throw this laptop across the room.