Spinetod: Revealed as a soccer mom.
@thehomohomosapiensapien (Friend): *frustrated confusion hands*!!!
Tag: tarantella
JUST FEED THE POOR SPIDER LADY AN EVIL GUY. JEEZ.
The Eisbiber kids are so cute!! Awww.
In which Admin D shames the family needs to go the fuck to sleep. 😂😂😂
“Can you guess my age? I’m twenty-six years old. We’re plagued by a condition that causes rapid aging. The only way to reverse it is to kill and suck the lives out of young men.
You have to understand, this is not something we want to do. We don’t take pleasure from it. It tears out your heart. But no matter how much the kills torment you, how many tears you cry, there’s no stopping it. The biological imperative is virtually impossible to resist.”
– Charlotte
28 to 32. Meaning she was 13 to 17 when she started having to kill to survive. God…can you imagine? Your options are to be a murderer…or age rapidly and die young.
Charlotte sounds sort of sad and betrayed when she asks Monroe “you’re helping him?”
Schneetmacher: schneet means snow, macher means doer or man of action. Grimm Wiki says Marie thought it might be a yeti?
Okay pause. Schneetmachers?!
A spinnetod. Named. Charlotte.
“Have you searched the web?”
MONROE
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