If you two get divorced I will throw this laptop across the room.
I don’t ship them but I had to read that fic cuz of your commentary and it was so cute!!
Nothing will get you like a fake married fic! 😀
If you two get divorced I will throw this laptop across the room.
I don’t ship them but I had to read that fic cuz of your commentary and it was so cute!!
Nothing will get you like a fake married fic! 😀

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Finished it. I was going to be so angry if they didn’t stay married. Thank heavens they finally talked
Yes! The happy ending makes it all better. Although now I wish there was more of it to read. -_-

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I had to find the story and read it because your narrative.
Their lack of communication kills me.
Just share your feelings please.
RIGHT?! Like you’re both moping around being “fake married” and miserable about it, just TALK TO EACH OTHER and realize that you both LIKE being “fake” married already. AGH.
AHHHH that was too cute oh god.
If you two get divorced I will throw this laptop across the room.
Nick’s hatred for how perceptive Hank is when it comes to ferreting out their bullshit is hilarious.
Oh dear. Murdering people in the woods, boys? Tsk.
OH MY GOD.
YOU BOTH LIKE BEING MARRIED TO EACH OTHER.
JUST FUCKING COMMUNICATE.
LIKE THAT’S THE ONLY PART OF MARRIAGE YOU HAVEN’T FIGURED OUT YET.
*THROWS UP HANDS*
And suddenly the farce becomes the truth. YAS.
Yeah, nice try hoping Hank wouldn’t notice, Nick. ALL YOUR FRIENDS ARE COPS.