Calm down guys, you’re about to accidentally make out and it’s only the first chapter.
Tag: spoilers
Oh my god, their fake relationship backstory is a coffee shop AU.
MONROE WATCHES RERUNS OF THE GOOD WIFE AND CREATES DOSSIERS OF FAKE RELATIONSHIP BACKGROUND INFO JUST ON THE OFF CHANCE HE AND NICK HAVE TO PRETEND TO BE DATING PASS IT ON.
Who says a straight guy can’t enjoy a good muffin now and again?
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Okay, seriously, what are you munching on over there?” Nick asked, glancing briefly toward the passenger seat before returning his eyes to the road. “You’d better not be getting crumbs all over my car.”
“Just some pork rinds,” Monroe mumbled, his words nearly unintelligible over the sound of the crunching.
“Pork rinds, really?” Nick asked amusedly, arching an eyebrow at him. “Isn’t that a little obvious?”
“I’m reformed, not dead,” Monroe shot back a bit sulkily, cradling the bag protectively in his lap. “Even a wolf’s gotta indulge once in a while.”
Hotel California, Ch. 1: La Vie En Rose
PORK RINDS MONROE? REALLY?!
First of all, this is fake married fic, so it already wins everything.
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Finished it. I was going to be so angry if they didn’t stay married. Thank heavens they finally talked
Yes! The happy ending makes it all better. Although now I wish there was more of it to read. -_-
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I had to find the story and read it because your narrative.
Their lack of communication kills me.
Just share your feelings please.
RIGHT?! Like you’re both moping around being “fake married” and miserable about it, just TALK TO EACH OTHER and realize that you both LIKE being “fake” married already. AGH.
AHHHH that was too cute oh god.
If you two get divorced I will throw this laptop across the room.
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